Sunday, 16 September 2012

Batu Batu Paradise without the Pressure.

A few weeks ago we spent the weekend at the breathtaking boutique resort Batu Batu- a private Island a boat ride away from Mersing, Malaysia. I was desperate to write a post about it on return, but couldn't help but think I was perhaps basking in post holiday rose-tinted reverie. So I let it sink in went back to work and the rigmarole of day to day life with the aim of providing a more level headed review. What's happened in that period of time? Well, nothings changed and Batu Batu has comfortably secured itself as my 'happy place'.

Our memories of Batu Batu are blissful and real. When the stresses of work get the better of me its the calming crystal clear waters, subtle morning glow, and undisturbed horizons that I still flitter back too to regain equilibrium. Here I aim to write honestly, yet not to give too much away, for as the trailer of a good movie should, I want to encourage you all to experience this unique, utopia for yourselves. 

Batu Batu Home Page
Travel from Singapore

Condo to Coral in 3 and a half hours. We couldn't even get to Edinburgh from London in the time. All you need to arrange for yourself if travelling from Singapore is transport to the port in Mersing. We were recommended a private driver who picked us up at 7am, we slept in the car, and woke up in Mersing, in just 3 hours even during Hari Raya. This was safe, efficient and affordable at $150 each way for your own space and no queues, definitely worth the money. Coaches and mini bus hire are also available. Details of our driver 'Wan the Taxi man' can be found at the end of the post. *

Staff from Batu Batu meet you at the port and you are promptly ushered toward a private boat, nothing too fancy but it goes hell for leather and they provide life jackets for Children. This in itself is a luxury.

Farewell Mersing
Arranging the 'logistics'

Captain Batu Batu wasn't ready to give up his previous life as a coach driver, not without that seat.
Hello Batu Batu

 The Resort

There are beach resorts you can travel to where you expect (and pay) for luxury, and by luxury I mean textbook opulence, robotic staff and activities to fill every waking hour sandwiched between dining and drinking facilities worth travelling for alone. Now we are not ones to shy away from a bit of over indulgence, perhaps we could be accused of swaying towards it, with our last trip to the Banyan Tree in Bintan setting a high benchmark. However the air of simplicity, natural calm and the quality of everything your senses stumble upon in Batu Batu is something I truly believe money cannot buy. 

Nothingness
Whether other confess to this or not, with many 5 star reorts I often feel the presence of an unidentified pressure. Whether its on myself, other guest or the staff to maintain a certain standard and front I'm unsure, but there is something so often in the air. Yes its nice to 'dress' for dinner, have a cold towel at the raise of a hand and a wine list thicker than the yellow pages...but sometimes you just want to be. Not to have to wear a collar and long trousers to dinner, or to think you may be judged for literally mopping your plate clean...

This is not an issue at Batu Batu. Our stay evoked a sense of 'staying with friends'. (ok, if those friends were the Bransons) The entire resort adn staff resonate with warmth and personality. No one will bat an eyelid if you chose to come to dinner in flip flops and a tshirt, if you want to have wine and a cocktail at the same time. The friendly staff will pop over and chat to you, but there is no sense of hovering to clear your table for the next seating. Some may feel iclined to moan that a waiter is not a cough away- but give them a wave and they'll jog on over with a smile and fingers crossed, another bottle. Don't however be worried that the quality of your stay is by any means treated in a lax manner, everything from the towels to the bread rolls are of a very high quality. A mint on your pillow and complimentary chauffeurs are one thing but Batu Batu strive for a new level of luxury, in a broader interpretation of the word. Not necessarily 'more indulgent' but more normal. They have achieved this not by adding anything, but by taking something away. I would describe Batu Batu as Nuveau Luxury, Clean, uncomplicated, eco friendly ... Paradise without the pressure.


Pool and restaurant from afar
Dining at Sea
capturing the capturing of the moment
Weekend White Lines
hectic
Why bother going to the Spa when they just pop over to your villa
edge of the world
Rustic looking walkways lead you to hidden villas and secluded beaches
Et Voila
1 way in 1 way out
Beautiful, 24 hours. 

The Villas

I must be honest with you, I was unsure what to expect with the Villas as the pictures on the website really do not do them justice. With Batu Batu being so new I can only presume they were taken at stage of completion, and therefore appear to somewhat lack a personal, lived in touch- ubiquitos with the rest of the resort.

No Neighbours
I can however assure you that in keeping with the rest of the island, the villas do not disappoint. Incredibly spacious, light and well air conditioned, each villa provides a unique view of the South China Sea. Thoughtfully keeping the main feature of the villa, that view, as the uninterrupted focal point. They are tastefully decorated in neutral colours with devouring duvets, feather soft pillows and gorgeous eco friendly beauty products. Walking into your villa almost feels like life switches into soft focus. Serenity is the understated theme and stress seems like a foreign word. 

Morning Rays
TVs are provided but only play DVDs (selection at Reception) and the mini bar is full of essentials not extravagance. The rooms feel like a natural extension of the Island, with their rustic appearance and uncomplicated finish, yet offer unexpected peace that no star rating could encompass.





One of my favourite parts of the day on holiday is padding out of the shower, feeling clean, wrapping your sun kissed skin in a too large white towel and returning to the chapter that you didn't quite finish by the pool. Insert into that equation the devine products supplied at Batu Batu from Malin Gotez, with Betgamot, Lavender, and Peppermint scents delighting your senses and softening your skin you almost won't want to unwrap yourself to get changed for dinner (even if it is into shorts and Tshirt)

Malin and Goetz are eco friendly organic products from a NY based Duo available online here

Island Galavanting

If you are looking for Water sports, Kids clubs and jam packed beach front bars, Batu Batu is not where you'll find it. When you do feel the urge to work off your breakfast however there are plenty of activities which utilise the natural surroundings and provide no disturbance to other guests. Activieties include snorkelling, kayaking and a nature trail around the Island, oh and sandcastle making...obviously. We went snorkelling twice as the glass like see provides a perfect window to watch the fish "just hanging out", we even spotted a turtle. The Island also has its own in house naturist, perfect for any nature buffs out there who want to go exploring the tropical island. See his blog Here

  



  The Food
 For fear of not doing it the justice it deserves I will say as little as possible about the food. Belgain head Chef Evert Onderbeke knocked up some of the most delicious food we have tasted. Perhaps exaggerated by the fact that you just don't expect it in such a remote location, and you can smell the evening meals being prepared whilst loungin by the pool, excrutiating tastebud torture at its best.
The flavours and aromas are a common topic of conversation of guests waiting in anticipation for the next surprises. The menus are varied but limited enough not to leave your brain frazzled and overcome with indecision. When you go, trust me- you'll understand. I took some pictures in a meak attempt to convey our satisfaction, so for now, they will have to do.

sorry I was too late
...and again



 ...

The Perfect Long weekend getaway I hope this has been enough to tempt you to visit for yourselves. I can see us revisiting this gorgeous pocket of paradise for many years to come...





Until next time Batu Batu
XXX



*Details of driver to come





Saturday, 15 September 2012

KARAOKE


So we’ve all heard the rumours. Karaoke is BIG in Asia. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is secluded to dodgy side street joints, open mic nights, or rented booths solely frequent by Hong Kong business men. In Asia, Karaoke is EVERYWHERE.




Up to now my only experience of Karaoke had been unfortunate table positioning on the top floor of a Chinese all you can eat Buffet in Scotland where over fed locals would insist on belting out their best Mariah after a few too many Tiger Beers, holding onto those high notes for as long as their tobacco battered lungs could manage. Or when some bright spark at an office party decides to “get the projector screen down” and from God knows where a microphone appears and the quiet guy from IT is outed as the Tom Jones of Generation Y.


I’d heard talk of Karaoke nights flying around the office, and some friends had even gone along and proclaimed what a great night they had. But let me tell you now, nothing can prepare you for the alcohol fuelled, grossly competitive, testosterone ridden, bonding event  that is Karaoke. Let me put this in perspective. Karaoke is taken so seriously here, that a hotel suit is not considered top of the range by the presence of a grand piano or perhaps a Picasso above the loo. No. What you strive for in life is your own Karaoke booth slotted in between the dining and bedroom sections.  (Because no one can nail Katy Perry ‘Firework’ without significant rehearsal.) 


I would like to take this moment to point out that not all karaoke is necessarily as raucous as ours panned out to be, we went straight in at the deepend and gifted out karaoke virginity to a bunch of enthusiastic (pissed) Australians. Brad and I arrived after a 'date night' at Pollen (a post on this to follow) dressed in our best and pretending to be sophisticated for the (faux)French waiter. In the Taxi en route Brad proclaimed "It will be good to go for a bit and to meet everyone, but I probably won't sing".... fast track 3 hours later Brad has hidden one of the microphones so he can get involved in all the songs with minimal mic wars and has half a bottle of Jack Daniels long armed down his front- which I think happened during an 80's rock solo..or a Whitney Houston number. 


this picture doesn't do the swelling justice

Despite the stained clothes, gravely voices, and my bruise from Tambourining too aggressively I would say the night was a resoundingg success, and definitely something we will be doing again. Screw British reserve and socialising around a table with a game of 5s suggested when you want to liven things up. There is nothing that will unite a room of strangers more than a private room, free flow of alcohol, every cheesy classic and modern hit you can name, 6 microphones and a box of percussion instruments. Granted. Karaoke was NEVER something I considered, nor was really aware of in the UK, but my advice- next time you have a birthday/friends visiting/ just want an excuse to get everyone together and can't be bothered with the same bars and the same faces, get down to a karaoke club immediately, even if you think you're too cool. You're not. 

The logistics 

Not only was the night great fun, but also great value for a boozy session, especially in singapore. We (about 10 of us) rented a room for 3-4 hours, bought approx 6 bottles of spirits, all the mixers came free and the song list was limit less...this came to a total of about $100 dollars each for the entire night (50 quid) unbelievable. We didn't even get fined for breaking everything.

Best Karaoke in Singapore

Party World KTVSound systems: Sound systems are at good quality with Sony devices.
Songs: Songs are updated monthly in around 10 languages.
Recommended for friends, families and companies.
View more info & photos
TopOne KTVSongs: Latest Songs from around the world, ranging from the latest Mandarin songs, to Canto Pop and latest feverish R&B Hip Hop / K & J POP dance tunes. Hokkien, Thai and Vietnamese songs are also available.
Recommended for friends and family gatherings, birthday parties, bachelor and hens nights, corporate functions.
View more info & photos
Dynasty Classic KTVLive performances: Live performances by 16 Chinese Superstar Singers are available in the main hall from Monday to Friday from 9pm to 3am.
Soundproof rooms: There are 38 soundproof rooms to relax and enjoy private moments.
Recommended for group of friends, family.
View more info & photos
Tea Lover KTVGathering session: through karaoke gathering session, patrons get the chance to know new friends in Singapore.
Ambience: nice and warm, inspire patrons to sing from their hearts.
Recommended for friends and family.
View more info & photos
Teo Heng KTV StudioPrice: The price is cheap. It is charged per hour, irregardless of the number of people.
Outside food allowed: Patrons can bring their home or outside food in.
Sound systems: Best karaoke equipments from BMB.
Recommended for family and friends.
View more info & photos
courtesy of thebestinsingapore.com


We are off back to the UK this week for a wedding and to visit family and friends, we CANNOT WAIT. I will let you know if I successfully manage to impose a karaoke night on anyone during this time. I'm hoping to god Brad doesn't find a rogue microphone at the wedding...I think i will pre warn the DJ.

Speak Soon.
XXX