KARAOKE

So we’ve all heard the rumours. Karaoke is BIG in Asia. But don’t be fooled into thinking this is secluded to dodgy side street joints, open mic nights, or rented booths solely frequent by Hong Kong business men. In Asia, Karaoke is EVERYWHERE.

Up to now my only experience of Karaoke had been unfortunate table positioning on the top floor of a Chinese all you can eat Buffet in Scotland where over fed locals would insist on belting out their best Mariah after a few too many Tiger Beers, holding onto those high notes for as long as their tobacco battered lungs could manage. Or when some bright spark at an office party decides to “get the projector screen down” and from God knows where a microphone appears and the quiet guy from IT is outed as the Tom Jones of Generation Y.

I’d heard talk of Karaoke nights flying around the office, and some friends had even gone along and proclaimed what a great night they had. But let me tell you now, nothing can prepare you for the alcohol fuelled, grossly competitive, testosterone ridden, bonding event  that is Karaoke. Let me put this in perspective. Karaoke is taken so seriously here, that a hotel suit is not considered top of the range by the presence of a grand piano or perhaps a Picasso above the loo. No. What you strive for in life is your own Karaoke booth slotted in between the dining and bedroom sections.  (Because no one can nail Katy Perry ‘Firework’ without significant rehearsal.) 

I would like to take this moment to point out that not all karaoke is necessarily as raucous as ours panned out to be, we went straight in at the deepend and gifted out karaoke virginity to a bunch of enthusiastic (pissed) Australians. Brad and I arrived after a 'date night' at Pollen (a post on this to follow) dressed in our best and pretending to be sophisticated for the (faux)French waiter. In the Taxi en route Brad proclaimed "It will be good to go for a bit and to meet everyone, but I probably won't sing".... fast track 3 hours later Brad has hidden one of the microphones so he can get involved in all the songs with minimal mic wars and has half a bottle of Jack Daniels long armed down his front- which I think happened during an 80's rock solo..or a Whitney Houston number. 

this picture doesn't do the swelling justice

Despite the stained clothes, gravely voices, and my bruise from Tambourining too aggressively I would say the night was a resoundingg success, and definitely something we will be doing again. Screw British reserve and socialising around a table with a game of 5s suggested when you want to liven things up. There is nothing that will unite a room of strangers more than a private room, free flow of alcohol, every cheesy classic and modern hit you can name, 6 microphones and a box of percussion instruments. Granted. Karaoke was NEVER something I considered, nor was really aware of in the UK, but my advice- next time you have a birthday/friends visiting/ just want an excuse to get everyone together and can't be bothered with the same bars and the same faces, get down to a karaoke club immediately, even if you think you're too cool. You're not. 

The logistics 

Not only was the night great fun, but also great value for a boozy session, especially in singapore. We (about 10 of us) rented a room for 3-4 hours, bought approx 6 bottles of spirits, all the mixers came free and the song list was limit less...this came to a total of about $100 dollars each for the entire night (50 quid) unbelievable. We didn't even get fined for breaking everything.

Best Karaoke in Singapore

	PARTY WORLD KTV
		Sound systems: Sound systems are at good quality with Sony devices. Songs: Songs are updated monthly in around 10 languages. Recommended for friends, families and companies. View more info & photos
	TOPONE KTV
		Songs: Latest Songs from around the world, ranging from the latest Mandarin songs, to Canto Pop and latest feverish R&B Hip Hop / K & J POP dance tunes. Hokkien, Thai and Vietnamese songs are also available. Recommended for friends and family gatherings, birthday parties, bachelor and hens nights, corporate functions. View more info & photos
	DYNASTY CLASSIC KTV
		Live performances: Live performances by 16 Chinese Superstar Singers are available in the main hall from Monday to Friday from 9pm to 3am. Soundproof rooms: There are 38 soundproof rooms to relax and enjoy private moments. Recommended for group of friends, family. View more info & photos
	TEA LOVER KTV
		Gathering session: through karaoke gathering session, patrons get the chance to know new friends in Singapore. Ambience: nice and warm, inspire patrons to sing from their hearts. Recommended for friends and family. View more info & photos
	TEO HENG KTV STUDIO
		Price: The price is cheap. It is charged per hour, irregardless of the number of people. Outside food allowed: Patrons can bring their home or outside food in. Sound systems: Best karaoke equipments from BMB. Recommended for family and friends. View more info & photos

courtesy of thebestinsingapore.com

We are off back to the UK this week for a wedding and to visit family and friends, we CANNOT WAIT. I will let you know if I successfully manage to impose a karaoke night on anyone during this time. I'm hoping to god Brad doesn't find a rogue microphone at the wedding...I think i will pre warn the DJ.

Speak Soon.

XXX